Tonight when John and I were putting McKenna to bed, John read her a bible story from The Jesus Storybook Bible, and I fed her a bottle and we prayed with her, which is similar to every other night of her little life. That's where the similarities ended. I stood up from the rocking chair to put McKenna in her crib... when all of a sudden she proceeded to sneeze and spit up at the same time. Did I mention she was facing me? Awesome. Thankfully, I was wearing my OSHA certified protective eyewear, but complete isolation was not achieved. Some droplets of stinky stuff still made it into my eyes. I am now wearing a completely different outfit and have washed my glasses with soap and water... dried them... they still were gross, and now they have been cleaned with Windex.
I have been so damaged by the contamination that I think I will call it a night and head for bed. Ah, the joys of Motherhood.
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Jake knows exactly how this feels...I tried to worn him, but he likes to play rough with Connor right after he has had a bottle. I think he finally learned his lesson....the hard way! :)
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